Turkey prep musings - Thanksgiving 2021

by Monday, November 22, 2021

We're in the thick of it now. It's officially Thanksgiving week, which means my counters and fridge are overflowing with ingredients, ready to tackle the mountain of dishes I plan to cook up this week, including all the necessary ingredients to make and freeze some leftover turkey pot pies.

Despite *Science telling us otherwise, our favorite has continued to be the Alton Brown wet brine. We have made many birds many ways in our past 21 Thanksgivings as a couple, including the pre-brining years, dry brines and wet brines of various ilk, the miserably attempted smoked year (threw the whole thing out it was so bad), the amazing sous vide year, and various combos of whole, pieced, and spatchcocked.

Every year we don't make the Alton bird, we regret it. We go a couple years without it, trying new ways, then do the Alton wet brine and go "yeah, this is the best for us." We experimented the last two years, and had resolved to do the Alton method this year--our first in the new house. But never content to Just Do The Thing Already, I had a thought...

We loved the meat of Alton's wet brine, but preferred the flavor and texture of the skin in the dry brine (not by much, but enough to notice). Could they work together? If we wet brine for 24 hr+ , then do an overnight light dry brine (with maybe some herbs?), to dry out the skin a bit and add flavor there, would that work? I can't imagine 8 hours in the fridge could undo all the moisture gains of the 24 hr+, but it would most certainly help the skin to dry and flavor up a bit more before roasting, right? Would it be TOO salty?

I can't find anyone talking about this, so probably this is a Useless Idea, but now I kinda wanna try it.
 
Also, I will be spatchcocking again, putting aromatics in a little foil nest under the center of the bird and a ring of stuffing around the outside. This is a method I developed for myself years ago when I discovered spatchcocking of poultry generally, and as well wanted turkey drippings to still flavor the stuffing without the food-borne illness concerns of stuffing a whole bird.


Photo of me with one of my early very successful turkey attempts! 2005?

Here's 2020, spatchcocked goodness:


Video of Alton's brine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKr1rByVVCI

Written recipe:
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/good-eats-roast-turkey-recipe-1950271

* Kenji throwing down the science that supposedly proves me wrong. But you can't argue with our taste buds, Kenji!! https://www.seriouseats.com/the-food-lab-the-truth-about-brining-turkey-thanksgiving


Halloween 2021 Debrief - Musings on a Magic Night

by Monday, November 01, 2021
Musings on last night: 



Elsa and I discussing how we must be family, seeing as Chris and I were Ice King and Queen. 

Dual ninjas showing off their light up swords with "ninja poses" they had practiced at home for weeks. 

The neighbor who said while riding home with his stoic friend, who doesn't normally react to much of anything, literally screeched his car to a halt and threw it into reverse the first time he drove past the graveyard, and seemed awed and kinda gushed about how great it was. Neighbor said he was pretty sure he hadn't seen this guy react that way to anything in the time he's known him. 

The several tween DIY Cruellas throughout the night, who made their own black and white fashion statements. No purchased costumes for them, they created their own outfits, inspired by the new movie. I wish I'd had an ounce of that talent for clothing as a kid. I was so impressed! 




Kids politely asking if they could take TWO pieces of tiny candy. 

The kid who didn't ask about multiple candy, but clearly seemed to have been told by his parents he could only take with one hand. So he was trying to grab as much with just the one hand, jamming his fist full of candy, then using extended fingers like pinchers to try and snag one. extra. piece. 

Kids who forgot to say thank you, and unprompted by parents, ran back to make sure they thanked us before moving on. 

My step-sister Destiny Stevenson coming by and spending hours by the fire chatting and enjoying the energy and good company. 




Adults who shared in the adult drinks we had on hand, then came back down the street with green jello shots in exchange. (One of them had a candy eyeball in it!) 

Guy across the street yelling, "If you did this your FIRST year, I can't wait to see YEAR TWO! I'll be watching for you guys next year!" 

The little boy who, completely awestruck, asked us how the candles were just FLOATING there. Chris and I in unison reply with, "MAGIC!" From a distance at the sidewalk, a maybe 6 year old little girl yells, in an exasperated tone usually reserved for parents tired of explaining something repeatedly, "THEY'RE ON WIRES!" (Little guy mumbles as he walks away, "But I don't SEE any wires...") 

The precocious Paw Patroller who sat by the fire with the adults and chatted them up, then put on a firm no-face when Mom asked if she wanted to keep trick or treating. So Dad stayed to visit a while with us so their daughter could hang out by the fire with the adults a little while. 

Adults asking us if we will maybe please keep the skeleton up all year and dress him up. We said we were considering it, but wondered if it would take away the magic of the skeleton for Halloween. Emphatic NOs from all we asked about that. They want him to stay. 




Our next door neighbors throwing a pretty epic kid party in their yard, because they wanted their grand finale to be at our house. They walked the neighborhood as a big group of like 12 kids and their parents, then finished the night at our place getting treats and drinks. 

Neighbors introducing themselves and telling us how for weeks their routine has been to walk or drive out of their way every day after school to see the graveyard and the skeleton. "We live in the other direction, but we come 5 blocks this way to drive by every day." 

Despite the yard being the main focus, getting to chat up neighbors who wanted to hear all about the new house. I love talking about SIPs, green building technology, thermal bridging, PassiveHouse standards, blower door tests... "Are you an engineer?!" No ma'am/sir; just really like learning stuff.

Discussing what the skeleton should be named with a group of neighbors. Kevin? Steve? Or maybe Roger. "He reminds me of an old manager of mine named Roger." I have so many questions. 

Two friends I pretty much only see on FB any more coming out of their way to see the display and visit (was great to see you guys, Kathryn Mensinger and Janine Jones). 



THE WEATHER BEING PERFECT. Like seriously. Some dear friends of ours brought their littles over in the afternoon for a visit and photo op with Skellie, and we hung out a couple hours on the deck in the warm sunshine on a clear, crisp fall day. I don't remember the last time Halloween had such glorious weather! 

Doing all this with my best friend, who is grinning from ear to ear all night, house proud, haunt proud, husband proud. 

Everything smells like woodsmoke, I sound like an old trucker, and am tired and headachey this morning, and I couldn't be happier. 

(PS Chris has already sent me multiple photos of ideas for how to dress up Skellie for Christmas. Also, I didn't get nearly enough photos!)

The Bar Has Landed

by Tuesday, October 19, 2021


Some of you know the saga of the bar, but for those who don't:
Temple Billiards

This is a vintage soda fountain, that was later used in a speakeasy in Portland in the teens/20's. It was then bought by a man named Alex, who owned Temple Billiards in Pioneer Square. He used it as the bar at Temple, which was the local watering hole for early Seattle startups in the area. It is where Chris and I met for the first time, and where we hosted our Seattle wedding reception. Skip to some years later. Chris friend Rolando bought the bar from Alex, and wanted to remodel the place. They were planning to get rid of it, Chris asked Rolly if he could buy it off him, to preserve "the place we met". He sold it to Chris at a good price, and two giant Samoan men moved it into our garage, knowing we couldn't install it in our house at the time. But we planned to move after maybe 5 years to a larger house that it could go in. And we knew we'd be building our forever house someday to move it for its final home. 

Sad, lonely garage life.


That was almost 20 years ago. We never did get to do that second, interim move. So It's been sitting in our garage in our old house waiting for a future home we could install it in. It has had rats make a home under it. It has collected epic amounts of dust. In the last year, Chris undertook some restorative work to the marble bar top, which had been stained deeply from use as a wet bar for so many years.
 
When we started designing our home, this was a piece we told them absolutely had to go someplace prominent. The architect came up with the idea of giving it pride of place, and created a niche in the great room for it to sit in. There is a bump out on the side of our house for it, so the physical structure of our home literally flows around it.
 
Several weeks ago our electrician completely rewired a majority of the lighting, from cloth-wrapped wire/tube wiring. Yesterday they designed a mounting system/cleat for it, and today five guys showed up to mount it and secure it, and finally hard wire the new lights behind the stained glass to the switch (LED strip lights replaced the last "upgrade" to fluorescents!). 
Th vintage marble slays me every time.

The bar itself has huge slabs of uninterrupted vintage marble on the front side, and cabinets on the back side. We didn't want either to live against a wall the rest of its life, so I conceived of a caster set up where it could be rolled out for parties and used as an actual bar if we wanted to, and let the marble see the light of day from time to time. Today, our builder and his friend who is a metal fabricator came up with a final design for that, and will begin building a steel tray the bar will sit on, and can be safely wheeled around. It is temporarily on heavy-duty furniture dollies and a piece of plywood, so that's why it already seems to be "on wheels".


Oh and get this. I tell our metal fabricator where it came from. He says, "I know Alex. We go way back. I'm gonna text him a photo and tell him I'm working on it." He also knows Rolly, our friend and the current owner of Temple. Small city. He is also quite a Renaissance man, has his own certified Italian pizza joint in West Seattle, as a musician his band opened for many local famous bands in his day (opened for Pearl Jam before they were Pearl Jam, opened for Alice in Chains, etc), was a tour manager for Neil Young for years, and had lots of great stories to share today. But I digress.

Anyway, this is a HUGE milestone for us, not just in this house build, but in the life of our beautiful bar. She will need some TLC and cleaning up, and still needs some more rewiring. The brass leaf motifs at the top underside of the mirror there are more lights. Rolly had a Seattle glass gallery create custom tulip shaped shades which go in there, in the same colors as the vintage stained glass already on the bar. We're moving toward seeing it in its full glory, and we're very excited. Enjoy some photos of the process of getting it up there. And here is a link to the video of them lifting it into place. A real nail-biter!!




Halloween Display Happiness - Just Happiness

by Monday, October 18, 2021
My third pumpkin carve of the season!

I got to meet our biggest Cemetery fan, Trace, today. His grandma brings him to walk by here any day she comes to visit, and he looooves the skeleton. He's gonna be Genji from Overwatch for Halloween (he has never played it, but his friend has it). They live just around the block and were headed home to add more Halloween decorations to their house.

More and more neighborhood decor is going up. Our neighbor, Claire, said usually their couple of skeletons was the most anyone decorated in this neighborhood, and she says we're really encouraging people to "up their game".
 
Another neighbor down the block, Brad, brought Finn by to see the cemetery again a few days ago. I asked him if they decorate for Halloween. Breathlessly, in the way only a precocious newly-minted 6-year-old might put it, he replied, "Yeah, but it's not at all as nice as yours." LOL I noted they had some spider webs out a week ago, now they have a GIANT web with a GIANT spider, a family of spiders on their fence, and a pile of rotting bones under their tree. Was that always the plan? Perhaps. Or maybe Brad felt Halloween-shamed by his 6-year-old.

Last night we had 12 people show up right at 6:30 for the projections to start. And just now, a woman and four kids came screaming up the street, and are cavorting around our cemetery as I write this.
Is this one of the best Halloween seasons ever? Yes, it may just be.

Halloween Display Happiness - The Lighting

by Sunday, October 17, 2021

I have been posting a lot of photos over on Facebook of our fun, new Halloween decorations this year. It's been a blast to finally feel like we're getting to celebrate in the style we dreamed of! And while I have tried to do it at reasonable costs (and not always succeeding *side eye at 12' Skeleton*), the other challenge is where to store it all in the off season. We have no shed or garage this year, so everything will have to go up stairs and up a ladder into an attic space. This means everything needs to be lightweight, slim, or both.

halloween graveyard scene
Early set-up of the graveyard scene.

A graveyard scene seemed smartest. Foam headstones make for both slim and light options. They are also very weather-hardy, if you prep them for windy conditions. Add some fake cobwebs, some old "iron" fencing we had at our old house (can live outdoors year 'round), and some fake skeletons/bones and you have it. Set the scene with a wheelbarrow and a shovel, pile up some dirt, great. Add a fun cemetery sign to greet visitors at the "front gate" and it looks pretty convincing. But what makes it come alive at night? Lighting.

Porch haunt with my beloved cauldron!


Lighting can really add character and depth to an otherwise flat, static scene. A friend on FB asked me what lighting we used, so here is the breakdown of what we did.

In the photo above, you can see a large chunk of the representative lights in our haunt. The simplest and most obvious is a fake flickering LED tealight in the pumpkin. Fun tip: they make some now with remote controls and timers in them. So I have these all over our house and in the pumpkins, and at 6pm when we're prepping other manual effects, I turn them all on a 6 hour timer. At midnight, they turn themselves off, no fuss, no muss! I could set it for 4 or 8 hours as well. I used these in my Hogwart's Floating Candles in our entry way as well.

Hogwart's Floating Candles Illusion, with LED tealights.

Okay, so back to the porch scene above. In the skeleton's hand is a faux vintage gas lantern. You can set them to white light or to a fake flickering flame, the latter of which is what we use. You can even control the speed of the flicker with the dial, which is a pretty cool way to keep two near each other from looking too "samesy".  At $20 a pop, it's a decent deal. We know we will get use out of these other times of the year, so it won't just be a once-a-year thing. They aren't smart, unfortunately, so I have to go out at 6pm to turn them on, and go out to turn them off before I go to bed. But the effect is so great. I am very pleased with them, and not at all put out by having to do that, since I have to go out to bring in our weatherproof Bluetooth speaker in each night anyway.

Home Depot Fireblaze light

The green wash light shown here is the Home Depot FireBlaze light. This is also sold at Target at a similar price-point of $30 under a similar name*, though the pumpkin housing at HD was black, and Target was a traditional orange. We opted for the black enclosure. It can be cycled through a number of colors and color combinations using a remote (so no need to go outside to change them or turn them on or off). The lights seem to flow and dance, almost like an underwater effect. We opted for green on this scene, but there are lots of fun options--15 different color combos, in fact--and among them there is even a green and red option that looks Christmas-y if you want to get more use in a given year. I have mine on a smart plug that turns them on and off for me, and they retain "memory" of their last state. So if you left them "on" and "green" last time, it will toggle on and off with the smart switch in that same state. Very handy for automations like ours. 

*Note: the same term "FireBlaze" is used to advertise other lights which DO NOT CHANGE COLOR. They are about half the cost, but they will have the color in the name, and will not have a remote option to change colors. So if you want the colors to be able to be changed, don't accidentally get the cheaper, single color option.


The cauldron is one of my favorite projects this year. Following this YouTube tutorial, I was able to turn a huge cauldron (costing only $13 and delivered same day by Party City!!) into a witchy burbling scene. In addition to a fun paint job, there are three different lighting effects at play in this scene.

The wash light from above is a smart, waterproof landscape light I got in a kit from Novostella, on the recommendation of the Hollywood Haunter himself, of VanOaksProps. I used these for purple up-lights on another part of our house, and they will come in handy as landscape lighting year 'round. They can be controlled from your phone via Bluetooth with the free SmartHome app, but you can also buy their hub for it to be even smarter, allowing you to set scenes on a schedule. Given that the hub was literally only $17 more, it was worth it to be able to automate these lights. They come on at 6pm and turn off at 10pm weeknights, and midnight weekends. No hands, ma! 

I got four of them for $99 (they are a little over $100 as of this writing, but could have them delivered within 5 hours. Woah.), and while they are LED, they are not low voltage. So I have them connected via extension cords and SockitBoxes, to make them safer to run in all weather. We've found these boxes to be invaluable in the NW wet season, using them on the lights, our blow-up pumpkin on the roof, and various places around our yard to keep regular voltage plug-ins safe from the rain.

A few other lights you may not be able to see very well from the photo, but are definitely helpful for atmosphere, include some prop lighting, and a few more landscape lights. Inside the cauldron is a little mist-maker, also recommended in the Wicked Makers tutorial. It is hard to see from the photo, but in person you can see the mist and burble, and the light is subtle, but another layer of depth. Underneath, the "hot coals" are actually light up. Yep, another one from the Wicked Makers tutorial, this effect is done with orange string lights, "Great Stuff" expanding spray foam, and a few colors of spray paint. The string lights I got have different modes, and I just found one that made it look most light glowing coals. Click here to see a video of the cauldron and coals close up: https://photos.app.goo.gl/rf11HAhgfBuP9jsg6

Glowing coals for the cauldron!

Outside of frame are two other types of landscape lighting, and one effect light. One is our low voltage landscape lights that were part of our house build and are just a soft white. The other are some lights I wanted to use for up-lighting on our trees. Our build budget didn't allow for more than path lights, so these solar landscape lights seemed a decent compromise. There are several different color combinations on these you can toggle them to. Then they are just light sensing, and turn on a dusk and off at dawn. They aren't very bright, but they really do the trick. One is in our back yard already, up lighting a large tree and bird bath. The other three are on our cemetery sign, a copse of small trees, and a headstone. 

Finally, I have a lightning effect light, also from Home Depot. Small, cheap plastic strobes which only cost $8 a pop, so I bought two. They toggle between two modes. One is an actual regular strobe, which you can dial to be faster or slower. The other has a bunch of soundscapes--such as evil laughter with electrocution sounds, or howling wolves with a thunder and lightning strikes. Toggled to this position, the lights are synchronized with these sounds, and flash more randomly, like lightning. These sounds are very loud and very repetitive, and there is no way to turn the sound down or off. BUT the more randomized lightning effect that accompanied the sound switched side is what I wanted out of them. So I performed minor surgery on them, disconnecting the speaker, so they only flash like lightning now, no sound! They are rated indoor only, though now that I have taken them apart and could see the inside, I can see that it is more or less pretty weather tight. The front plastic "lens" is probably the riskiest point of intrusion, so I make sure not to point them upward too much, so water can't pool at that point. I have left them out in heavy wind and rain, and they are still going strong. At $8, it's no major loss if they decide they are more sensitive to weather, but so far so good. Since they are the other two manual lights in my haunt, they come in every night with the speaker, to let them dry off. One points toward the copse of trees, flashing off the trunks and branches beautifully. The other points at one of the biggest headstones, which creates a great reflection point for the flashes.


Whew! That was a lot of detail. Any one of these effects added to a haunt would up your game, adding some depth, and possibly "life" and a sense of place to your scenes. If I could recommend one or two lighting additions, I would say the Solar Landscape Lights are an easy choice. No plugs, no wires, no need to turn them on or off. Many color choices, and they have many uses outside of a holiday display. The other would be the FireBlaze Projector lights. A decent price point for lights that move and dance on the surfaces they hit, so it can make flame effects, or spooky ghostly effects, and can look very different depending on what you bounce them off of. Both are designed to be outdoor lights, so you can rest easy about rainy fall and winter nights. I'd maybe suggest you get a SockitBox with the Fireblaze lights, to make them a little safer to run the plugs where you want them in the yard.

Here is a short video showing the whole graveyard scene with the lights, sounds, and props described, as well as our window projections and our inflatable Jack Skellington-esque pumpkin:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/fvzA3PiG7bG5QJWG9

And below is an aggregate list of the links from this post. Happy Halloween!


Lights:

Home Depot FireBlaze projector light - https://www.homedepot.com/p/LightShow-Halloween-Projection-Super-Bright-FireBlaze-with-Remote-15-Programs-21GM25922/315532380

Dancing Flame LED Vintage Lantern, Set of 2 - https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07Z4TDPDP

Novostella BLink Smart LED Flood Lights - https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08WXBQYJN

Novostella Smart Wireless BT Hub - https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08WXBLN3G

SockitBox Weatherproof Connection Box - https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00274SLK8

Ultrasonic Pond Fogger/Party Mist Maker - https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07Q3TXYMW

Twinkle Star LED String Lights - https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B087FXNP9R

Low-voltage Landscape Lights - https://www.amazon.com/LEONLITE-Landscape-Aluminum-Waterproof-Lifespan/dp/B0897M9TNY

Solar Landscape Spotlights - https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07YKGQ184

Mini LED Strobe Light (lightning effect) - https://www.homedepot.com/p/Home-Accents-Holiday-4-5-in-Mini-LED-Strobe-Light-0305-47004HD/206770871

Props:

5' Poseable Skeleton - https://www.homedepot.com/p/Home-Accents-Holiday-5-ft-Hanging-Plastic-Posable-Skeleton-Decoration-with-LED-Eyes-5349-60272HD/205828003

22" Plastic Cauldron - https://www.partycity.com/large-black-cauldron-35434.html

2 foot tombstones - https://www.homedepot.com/p/Home-Accents-Holiday-2-ft-Assorted-Halloween-Graveyard-Tombstone-21SV22300/315554705

3 foot tombstones - https://www.homedepot.com/p/Home-Accents-Holiday-3-ft-Assorted-Halloween-Graveyard-Tombstone-21SV22301/315554649

Bag of Bones - https://www.homedepot.com/p/Home-Accents-Holiday-12-Piece-Bag-of-Halloween-Bones-5349-16268HD/301148351

12 Foot Skeleton is sold out, and they have the link hidden so I can't share it.


Ambient Sounds:

Haunted House Ambience 3 Hours - https://youtu.be/gIzstR4n1ak

3 Hours of Scary, Ominous & Creepy Horror Music - https://youtu.be/mlLGwW7eHTI

Spooky Halloween Ambience Haunted Graveyard Sounds 1 Hour- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1NwulxynHs

Halloween Ambience: Creepy Forest Sounds 6 hours- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ualR8HW1i6M



Tutorials:

Hogwarts Floating Candles - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyr2WiAkliU

Wicked Makers Witches' Cauldron - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKuTqjnWoGI









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